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[???]

why would you be a worm? are you not feeling well?

[is monsterization spreading through saltburnt, what is happening?]

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im fine

( ....... for now .............. oooh foreshadowing ................... )

its hipothetical

answer the question!!

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[well, ok.]

yeah, i'd still like you.

i might be worried about you, though.

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( !!!!!!! )

good anser

u dont hav 2 worry abt me tho
im p sure worms like
grow there bodies back if u cut them in half

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well, yeah, but

would you like being a worm?

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probly not
all my fav activitys require like
arms n hands n fingers
like baseball or gaming or touching ur hot body

( or killing monsters, but. that thought gets quickly backspaced. )

well
i guess i coud still touch u w my slimy worm body

do worms have brains?
i prob woudnt even kno i was a fkn worm

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i think they have brains.

they're just worm sized.

[Eunhyuk probably knows more about this kind of thing.]

if you didn't know you're a worm you probably wouldn't know when or if you were touching me either.

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( no joke, hao was just thinking that koby has to know all about this shit. )

wait i woud
definitly h8 that!!!

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[Koby and Eunhyuk meeting and unionizing would be potentially terrifying.]

yeah.

so that's why i would be worried.

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u kno me so well 🥲🥲🥲

( when you want a boy to say he likes you and then he has the audacity to say that he likes you. )

i accidently called u my bf 2 my roommate the other day

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you did?

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( gulp. )

yea

( and maybe he types srry lol before backspacing it because hao just kinda wants to. see what hyunsu says. )

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[He's not mad, he's just never really defined a relationship before.]

is that what you want?

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( why can't hao just type yes??? )

is that what U want?

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i think it would be nice, yeah.

is koby your boyfriend, too?

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( SCREAM

he always forgets that hyunsu and koby are like. friends now, or whatever.

ALSO SCREAM BECAUSE HYUNSU SAID IT WOULD BE NICE TO BE HAO'S BF??? )

no

well

idk

not offish

he has a bf

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[Hyunsu is still not entirely sure how it happened tbh.]

oh, ok.

i didn't know that.

[Koby apparently has a talent for getting information but not sharing much.

Or maybe Hyunsu just didn't ask the right questions.]

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yea
and that old guy w the red hair n the powers is uhhhh
smth 2 him also

( #daddy vibes and hao hates it!!!! )

im lerning that relationships here r mayb not so like
black n white

i mean
eunyus ur gf rite

( it's the very big elephant in the room that hao's been purposely ignoring, but since they're going there, yolo. )

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maybe?

we've gone on dates, but i don't know if she's comfortable with that term yet.

[the only thing she's really defined herself as is his dom, and he doesn't want to pressure her so he's just rolling with what she seems to be comfy with.

And with that in mind:]

kind of proves your point about relationships here, i guess.

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( hao expects a flash of jealousy, but instead ... he's just kind of shook by how fucking — sweet and nice and considerate hyunsu is??

what the fuuuuuuuck. )

well guess what
✨ur my bf now✨

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[...cute.]

ok.

good.

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its good as fuck
🥰🥰🥰

my next order of bisness
tell me smth abt urself that i dont alredy kno
bc i am obsessed w u and need 2 kno everything

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what do you want to know?

[A beat before he admits:]

a lot of it isn't good.

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u can tell me w/e u wanna tell me
ur childhood stuffed animal
ur fav color
ur deepest darkest secret

i can handle bad stuff im not scared 😌

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i had a squirtle plushie as a kid.

i like green.

[There's a pause before the next message:]

i can reverse monsterization.

[It's not exactly a deep, dark secret, but the only people who know are eunyu and eunhyuk, so.]