I think you're insane, actually. Hang on —

( hao whips out his phone, camera ready. )

Smile.

( and oops, like it or not, he snaps a picture and starts furiously typing something on his phone. without a word, he shoves his phone back in his pocket and reaches for his tea. )

Anyway. Do you get paid to work here? I don't think I'd do shit unless I got paid.